guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy)

nogoodturkey:

i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant

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(Source: sunflora-seeds)

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse